simonefiasco: i’m a heightist. nigga, you’re eye level with my titties and i’m 5’5” you gots ta go.
I’d just… rather be asleep right now, pleeeease.
That’s why my g-pa’s (Lolo? hahah) got that rock & karaoke machine too (: HALF PINAY FOREVER, YOU MY SOUL SISTAAAA~
So I know I'm not African, but...
my grandpa keeps a rock in the shower to scrub himself with, aaaand he owns a karaoke machine and a pager. A pager.
a thing of beauty: I hate when folks run on Black... →
hatari: … At least it’s not African People Time. Once my dad had a meeting with this dude set for 1 PM. The dude rolled in at 8 AT NIGHT and thought my dad would still be around. That is a special kind of late. He probably wasn’t even doing anything during those 7 hours. smh LOL. Even… Okay… Zeba… This made me laugh for like 3 minutes straight. WHY CAN’T I BE...
most of the filipinos on tumblr..
simonefiasco: mik0: shaysyphilis: are nothing but a bunch of lame ass hypebeasts with wack ass blogs. get the fuck off tumblr. thundercunts. well thank god i’m black mik0 you are the blackest out. RUDE I smell haters.
My roommate uses my computer and leaves me so many gems to admire….
(!!!) Oh… hello there.
mcqueens: flossyandglossy: youaintshitbitch: bitcheswithbangs: Bangs are a solid hairstyle. Since starting this blog all of yesterday morning, I’ve noticed that the women that own it are powerful, sexy and smart. I bet amazons had bangs. it’s a hairflip I DON’T HAVE BANGS I FEEL LET OUT ;) ;) ;)
I don't even know who any of these famous people...
I swear I log into tumblr every day and I’m like, - cue Akon/T-Pain voice - whoooo da fuqq iz daaat
youaintshitbitch: bitcheswithbangs: Bangs are a solid hairstyle. Since starting this blog all of yesterday morning, I’ve noticed that the women that own it are powerful, sexy and smart. I bet amazons had bangs. it’s a hairflip